WELCOME TO MINICH FOR WENHAM MAYOR
Meet Our Candidate, Brian Minich
BRIAN'S COMMITMENT
Brian is dedicated to bringing positive change to our community. He is passionate about bringing the right kind of change to Wenham.
PRIOR EXPERIENCE & VISION
Brian Minich brings zero experience in community engagement and public service, but he has ideas. BIG IDEAS! He envisions a future for Wenham where riblets are more readily available. On day one, he will start the effort to open an Applebee's where the Wenham Tea House stands today. And, not a golfer? Brian is committed to bringing a waterpark to Wenham. By simply replacing holes 16, 17 & 18 at Myopia, Brian can bring a 'slide-load' of fun to the community. FUN FOR ALL AGES!
HIS INSPIRATIONS
Many of Brians ideas and improvements come from other influential Mayors that he's admired for a very long time. The first Mayor he admires is Rob Ford, former Mayor of Toronto. Rob had a unique style and an impeccable palate. He accomplished a lot in a short period of time. Brian considers him a role model, except for all the prostitutes and blow Mayor Ford consumed. Brian knows that's bad.
The other Mayor he really admires is Mayor McCheese, the former mayor of McDonaldland. Mayor McCheese was a visionary, a true leader and a larger than life political figure. Brian shares McCheeses passion for the fast-food community and shares his love of stylish dress sashes.
OUR MISSION
Empowering Wenham for a Better Tomorrow
Greatness does not happen without Risk. I am a firm believer in the saying, "with great Risk comes great rewards", and what better way to bring great Risk to our town than by making Wenham the host of the global Risk championships? Over the course of 11 days (possibly 12), Wenham citizens will have the unique opportunity to watch two of the world's premier imaginary war strategists move tiny horses (not Myopia horses) around on a board. Elect me, and together we can make Wenham a much Riskier place to live!